A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR IS REQUIRED BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN!!

Hello Jay,

Welcome to my blog. It has been quite some years since we have spoken on the blog. Remember our other interview where I was hitting on you. Well, more of the same would probably continue, or I would just hit you with the questions.

Well, you have written answers to all the questions that the other bloggers and authors have asked. And most of them have been 5 or 8 or 10 and some even 30. I decided to give you a day-off. No, you don’t get to grill me and make me reveal my secrets online.

It is just that I have decided to don the mask of my occasional kindness and want you to answer the questions in a giphy and the lyrics from a song. Or you can record the line from the song in your own voice along with a YouTube link. Sounds simple, doesn’t it? I tell ya, you can’t fault my kindness. They come out only for you.

Hello Shalini! Since the challenge has not officially begun yet, I’m responding via regular text here to let you know that you are evil and cruel. This is much harder than responding to questions, so I will now need to think of a way to torture you in the future… all in fair play, right? I do appreciate the unique opportunity here, and I am always up for trying new things that won’t kill me, so let’s see how this one works out… Thank you so much for running this blog tour, and now, we will officially switch to your GIPHY and LYRICS.

On to my questions

What do you think about me? Mind you, there better be praises here. We still have a tour to go through and this one is MEGA… do you want to deal with the social media on your own?

Are you a machine, a lovemaking one, a hunka-hunka sex machine? Hahaha… no, I don’t mean that. I mean, are you a robot? The way you get everything done and your time management leaves me breathless in lust… oh did I say that aloud? I mean I am completely in awe

Oh, I forgot to ask you, silly me. How are you doing today? All good? You have to be. You are with me here. An important question. How are you briefed today? This has been our code since the beginning of time… But now I don’t care, after the gif above, I couldn’t even scroll down to ask you this question.

Ok we are not that old. Just 22 and 23 years. We regress once we touch 25. Get to your briefs, man!

You are working fulltime now. How are you managing both, writing and working? And I know both are taxing. When do you find time to write?

We keep doing chores and housework in between our chats. Mine is mopping. What’s your favorite? Completely sarcastic about it.

What would you like to say to those who write a negative review for your book or a critical one? Any special words for them?

How do you deal with people who are generally nasty all around and spread negativity? I know that some do make you want to puke.

Favorite tipple and desert? Do you gym in your briefs after that? I mean those gym clothes, of course.

Your favorite expression. Go all out on those rolling eyes. Any other besides those?

Have there been changes in your personality in your years of blogging and after writing 9 novels in three years?

Where do you see yourself next year, if the world crisis gets over?

Favorite song? You can record your singing here, we would totally love to laugh at you… I mean with you. I mean praise you. So not. (rolling eyes)

Now that this challenge is over, I can write in regular text again. Did I survive it? I can’t tell… I’m so wiped out I might’ve transported to the next phase of life. Ciao!

That was James for you, awesome and humble. What can I say? I love him.

From my heart to yours,

Always and forever

Giveaway

https://www.rafflecopter.com/rafl/display/e5ee1a9220/?

Book Links

Disclaimer: This is an Amazon Affiliate link. I may earn a small commission for purchases made through this link at no extra cost to you at the Kindle and Audible store.

Amazon USA: https://amzn.to/3nopMxO

Amazon UK: https://amzn.to/3d5ig6h

Amazon India: https://amzn.to/34BmHlk

WATCHING GLASS SHATTER BOOK 1

Amazon USA: https://amzn.to/3ix8vyU

Amazon UK: https://amzn.to/3lm9zrb

Amazon India: https://amzn.to/3npoAKG

46 Responses

  1. Shalini,

    I’m not even sure where to begin with this response… I am unbelievably grateful to you for running this tour, reading/editing/advising on the book, and creating this interview. I’m truly unable to watch this post without laughing so hard it hurts. What a combination we make… keeping it short here to save my gratitude for a future post. 🙂

    xoxo

    j

    1. Well I am glad you think I did it to help you… Sadly enough you misunderstand… I love torturing you 😂😂😂 that’s how this came about at 2am when a my good ideas for you come about 🤣🤣🤣
      On a serous note, I am so happy with the way the tour is shaping up. Glad it made you happy. 2 more fun days to go 😂

    1. I agree it is super fun… I get to ask and see him squirm – the best part. But he is a sly one. He did so well with his giphy and the brief one… Oh man, I could see his thingy… Yayy go me…. Go Jayyy for giving us a dick pic😂🤣😂🤣😂I had to say it

    1. Hahaha 😂 😂 omg another one. Poor Jay… He was quite shocked I tell ya when he first got my mail. Luckily he is such a sport to take it as a challenge. He is the best ❤️

  2. OMG! Hahaha LMAO! This is literally the most hilarious book tour (quite a unique way in which you presented it, too, Shalini) I have ever seen. Very fun and entertaining! Congrats to Jay for his upcoming release. Looking forward to reading it. 🙂 🙂

    1. Hahaha omg omg it was so much fun making him do it. He is such a sport, perfect complement to me… He gave me more than I expected. 😂😂😂

  3. There are no words. There really are not.
    However, I think I’ll be saving some of these gifys for future reference.
    Also, these are perfect for replying to many Shalini-isms 😘😆

    1. Hahahaha hiss hiss..
      You think so?
      On a serious note… I don’t know if a Viper does hiss hiss😂😂😂
      I am so looking forward to him doing you. Or you doing him.. Or whatever… Basically the review

    1. I knew it… That where your gaze would go. Mine too went on his thingy…. I hoped it would grow. I mean he would grow into werewolf… So did not.. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    1. I am soooo happy, That’s what my aim was, to bring bubbles of happiness and laughter with this interview. You made my day. thank you so much. I wish more had seen this interview.

Leave a Reply